Jan 03 2006 This morning I accessed my bank online and was informed of a new security procedure where I have to pick a picture and give it a title so they and I will recognize each other on a web connect. I was also asked to choose among several challenge questions and then give answers. In all, I had to choose three different questions.

In the first one, I chose “What’s your maternal grandmother’s first name?” as my challenge question. Well, while she had a proper name, everyone called her Pussy. So I put that in the answer space.

The next screen came back with red letters in a warning box: Profanity is not allowed.